Stupid New Jersey Giants

I don't have much to say except that the Giants of East Rutherford make me shake my head. Enjoy it now because the Pats will be back!




Fucking A, man.

AWWWWW!! Mark Sanchez and Santonio Holmes to Spend Valentine's Day Together

Isn't this SO sweet? In an effort to repair their failing relationship, Holmes has arraigned for a weekend getaway for he and his quarterback to build on their chemistry. Our sources in the field tell us that Santonio wants to win back Mark's heart after some on-the-field troubles.

Rumors swirled all year that the two were having some problems, but it looks like things are starting to warm up again New York! No word on where they will be vacationing to but our mole down in East Rutherford has suggested that Santonio is planning on either hiking in Hollywood or goofing around in Disneyland! Mark has reportedly been swooning over the invite to friends and his coach!

Head coach Rex Ryan said, "The first year they had good chemistry together," Ryan said. "Whatever happened, happened but we'll learn from it. I'm confident because I think we have to be successful, they have to be successful together. I know one thing they are both extremely competitive."

What's old is new again. It looks like these two are on the fast track to truly re-uniting. Let's go get a goddamn snack!

STOLEN: Matt Garza's 2008 ALCS Ring

Somebody Stole Matt Garza's 2008 ALCS Ring


In other news...STOLEN:

The Red Sox' fucking 2008 ALCS ring which was pilfered by the those Extra 2% bitches down in Tampa Bay. Those little shits decided it was a great time to play out of their asses and steal the friggen series. BJ Upton and Evan Longoria thought they were Lou Gehrig and Joe DiMaggio reincarnated, and somehow Willy Aybar had an impact in Game 7. Fuck!

And your ring, Matt? It was me who stole the ring. Too bad, Garza. You should have gone on to beat the Phillies that year, but you didn't so piss off. You are not getting the ring back. You fucked the Red Sox and then failed the American League.

In other, other news: The Rays signed Jeff Keppinger, the no-punch, contact-happy infielder. So that means so Joe Maddon will somehow squeeze an extra 2% out of him and he'll pop off 15 HRs and steal 10 bases. Plus hit .330 like he's Casey Kotchman with a tan.

Lastly, does anyone know what the hell this ALCS ring is even supposed to mean? 9=8?
What am I missing? Is that some voodoo math those Sabermetric nerds are doing down there?




All I know is 2004 and 2007 = World Championship here.

FACT: Montreal is Good at Drywall, NOT Good at Hockey

There are a lot of things to dislike about Montreal. The food is gross. They drink terrible Molson beer. (This stuff is piss) They are assholes to Americans. Plus, their hockey team and their fanbase is a huge group of entitled assholes. As in, they think the world revolves around them. [It doesn't... it revolves around the Bruins :)]

But right now is a great time to watch their beloved Habs -- because they STINK.

Shit is a total mess up there in Montreal, for real. They have a head coach who can't speak French, they are currently 14th overall in the Eastern Conference, Mike Cammalleri said they team was a bunch of losers (true, good call Mike), the newspapers up there trash the head coach and they have a friggen AMERICAN as their captain.

An AMERICAN! Brian Gionta (shout out to Boston College!)

See? Everything in Boston rules so hard that even Montreal is taking our homegrown talent and promoting them to captain. When was the last time the Canadiens had a YANK as a captain? It happened once. It was Chris Chelios who was co-captain for like five minutes with Guy Carbonneau in 1989. And what the fuck is that? Co-captains? How cute. Only in Montreal.

Vous êtes mauvais au hockey et vous sentir comme des perdants! Yaaaaaa

Ottawa Senators Decide to Lose to Bruins on Goal From Center Ice

Oops! How did that get in there?

Well, I guess goalie Craig Anderson might have just let in a fluke goal there, but you have to wonder if it will affect his psyche. He's made 15 straight starts and now has lost his last four. The Sens fans are blaming the referees (big surprise). Ottawa is improved for sure and maybe they calls have been inconsistent, but the real problem is the Senators defense sucks.


They are flat-footed and slow.

Victor Cruz and Mario Manningham Are Going to Get Lit Up

I really hope one of these two cross the middle of the field so Patrick Chung can fuckin' blast a helmet into their back. There hasn't been much shit-talk coming from either side this week, but I am getting sick of these little pot-shots that Cruz and Manningham keep taking at the Pats secondary.

Cruz and Manningham Ready to Test Pats Secondary

I think we all know by now that the Patriots give up yards. I'm not going to spend all day breaking it down. But every time players run their mouth, make comments publicly and think they have a beat on something -- it backfires.

We might not even see Edelman out there on defense for more than one snap. Who knows? It might be Molden, McCourty, Arrington, Moore, Chung and Ihedigbo all day.

But I will say this, -- Cruz and Manningham both are going to get drilled at some point. Maybe Jules is not Darrelle Revis, but everyone thought they could take advantage of Troy Brown at DB and that backfired also. Also, Manningham has butterfingers so watch how many times he tips a ball up and one of the Pats DBs picks it off.

Cruz might be a ZooMass alumn, but I want to see him and Manningham glazed over on the sidelines -- not sure what just hit them.

Super Bowl XLVI Predictions -- WHAT Are You Going to Say Now Giants Fans??

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